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Our All-Time Favorite Non-Gendered Pronouns List

Good Morning my scrumptious little starfruits,


It’s 2018 – so if you, as a brand, are still using predominantly gendered language to a mixed-gendered audience, you aren’t doing yourself any favors. That’s why I’ve come up with my list of my favorite gender neutral, and totally delicious, greetings for your audience. Some are movie references, most are food, and all of them are guaranteed to make you smile.

Greetings Earthlings,

Calling All Glazed Donuts! (Lots of these are going to be food related)

Hello, my Beautiful Baked Potatoes!

Wuddup McMuffins,

Where my fellow Funyons at? (still trying this one on for size)

Hi there, my beautiful tropical fish.

Good Morning, my little sprinkled donuts,

Hello to my sheets of Egyptian Cotton (Don’t use this one unless you have the confidence to rock it)

Good Afternoon My Moist Little Succulents! (Gotta be okay with the word moist)

Greetings Foolish Mortals,

Hello Dumplings!

Hello my Perfectly Ripe Avocados,

Sup, Noodles!

Wuddup Meat-Suits, (Halloween favorite)

Hello my Pumpkin Spiced Lattes,

Hello my delicate little petit-fours,

Hi Strawbebbies,

Good Morning my Beautiful Tulips (Pulp Fiction reference, chicka-yeahh)

Good Afternoon, Swamp Critters!

Theydies and Gentlethems,


Feel free to use these in your brand communications, and don’t forget to spread the love – share this list with someone who could use it! And don’t forget to add your favorites or new suggestions to the comments!